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(This is written entirely tongue-in-cheek. Of course, it's all true, but I rather enjoy the teasing that my co-workers subject me to-- and I pick on them plenty, as well-- so I'm not complaining)

Twelve Things I Learned Working in the Fast Food Industry

12: Working a six-hour shift when your brothers are at home playing Guitar Hero is not fun.

11: The store-room has cockroaches.

10: The fry-scooper discriminates against left-handed people.

9: The milkshake machine hates everybody. The lemonade machine is its apprentice.

8: Losing the gullibility is a good idea, as people cheerfully lie to you and then inform you that they were just teasing.

7: If you move fast and steer around people in your way instead of dragging your feet and waiting for them to move, you get nicknamed 'The Tank'.

6: People you identify and can talk with working with you can be the difference between a good shift and a bad, boring, rip-your-eyes-out-rather-than-stay-here shift.

5: Apparently, mimicking unwitting people with strong accents at the drive-through is perfectly normal.

4: It's fun to make the person on headset laugh when they're trying to talk to a customer.

3: Keep your hands busy, even when there's really nothing to do. Otherwise, your bosses will be mad at you for not working.

2: If you check the parking lot alone at night, you'll probably get raped, so it's a good idea to take a 6'4 guy with you.